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Unable To Resolve Institutional Racism, UCLA Tries Biblical Flood

August 3, 2014January 23, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash “We recognize that racial issues exist across the campus…” Said UCLA Law Dean Rachel Moran in February after

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Fraternity Excited to Receive 2014 Shipment of Females

July 28, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff THE ROW—This year, in addition to the customary plastic tarps, red cups and the other accoutrements of the

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Fraternity Sponsored “Conformity Is Fun!” Party Breaks Attendance Record

July 19, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier College can be a difficult time for many- it’s a time when one is pressured to form

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New Class “ALCO 101: Curing The Hangover for Freshmen” Fills up in Record Time

July 12, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier In a move called both “genius” and “comically unnecessary,” the university registrar has approved a new class

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Trustees Vote to Change “USC Trojans” to “USC W.A.S.P.S”

July 2, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier After months of debate, controversy, and multi-million dollar donations, the USC Board of Trustees voted this Saturday

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USC Fraternity Prosecuted for Flag Desecration

June 22, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman A group of nearly 20 USC students are under investigation by the FBI after accusations surfaced that

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Parkside RA Warns Residents about “Bad Part of Town”

June 8, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat PARKSIDE ARTS AND HUMANITIES– In a weekly floor meeting, Parkside RA Kenneth Bickle alerted his residents to

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Chinese-American Student Quietly Enjoys Panda Express

May 22, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Meenakshi Ramamurthy RONALD TUTOR CAMPUS CENTER – At their usual post basketball Thursday lunch, sophomore forestry major Daniel Chen

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EVK Introduces Kool-Aid Pickles, Wonder Bread Taco Night

May 15, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman EVERYBODY’S KITCHEN (EVK) – Over the past several years, the admissions process has become increasingly selective and

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Writing Major Can’t Decide If New Beard Makes Him Look “Distinguished” or “Sophisticated”

May 12, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause TAPER HALL – Drayton Kryzinski, a junior studying prose construction, recently faced a perplexing conundrum which he

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