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Ball So Hard? An Interview with Tom Brady

January 24, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Grace Carballo In a press conference earlier this afternoon, New England Patriots’ quarterback, Tom Brady, addressed the intense societal

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Professor Invents New Group Project, Divides Each Group into Individuals

January 23, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth Above:  student Edwin Dale enjoys the creative freedom of Dr. Keeble’s group projects Dr. Dan Keeble of

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USC Hires Elderly Curmudgeons To Better Yell At Students On Trousdale

January 21, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause In an attempt to increase safety along Trousdale Parkway, USC recently hired a dozen crusty curmudgeons to

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Not Enough Units Left, Sophomore Drops Social Activism

January 19, 2015June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash and Kim Rogers Last Monday, USC sophomore Dana Steuben finally decided to register for a course in

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National “Say No To Drugs Day” Organized; Sponsored by Coors

December 11, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier WASHINGTON DC– It’s no great secret in 2014 that America has a drug problem: overdose deaths are

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Refugee Camp Desperately in Need of Humanitarian Aid

December 10, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff UN aid will soon reac the cramped encampment of refugees that have taken up residence in USC’s Leavey

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EVKitty Stages Own Death for Insurance Money

December 6, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Students last week were aghast to hear news that USC’s beloved mascot EVKitty had been run over

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Rain Brings Surge in Row-to-Campus Uber Trips

December 3, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff While this week’s rain storms forced many USC students to skip class and stay home altogether, hundreds of

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Graphic: What are USC Students Thankful For?

November 30, 2014June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers articles

by Kim Rogers As USC students trickle back from Thanksgiving break, the Sack of Troy interviewed a statistically insignificant number

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Nikias Hosts Thanksgiving Dinner, Males Charged $5 for Entry

November 28, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash SAN MARINO, CA – In his annual tradition, USC president C.L. Max Nikias hosted a large Thanksgiving

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