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California Water Restrictions April Fool’s Prank, Nothing Can Actually Save Us

April 1, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat SACRAMENTO — “Gotcha!” announced California Gov. Jerry Brown. “April Fools.” This morning’s announcement by Gov. Brown to

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University Urges American Students to Adopt Easy-to-Remember Chinese Nicknames

March 30, 2015January 23, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel (Nánxìng mèilì – 男性魅力 – “attractive male”) Hellman and Jack (Guànjūn – 冠军 – “champ”) Hackett SCHOOL — USC prides

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DreamWorks Studios Announces New Themepark

March 26, 2015January 21, 2021 Jack Hackett 0 Comment articles, featured

by Jack Hackett DreamWorks SKG will be in some serious trouble if it cannot pull out a box office hit

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Tinder Introduces New “Desperation Mode”

March 23, 2015December 9, 2015 Staff articles

by Alex Tranquada Popular matchmaking app Tinder is continuing its slew of recent feature additions with a recent update, which

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Insurance Company Claims Bullet Wounds Are Pre-existing Condition

March 10, 2015December 9, 2015 Staff articles

by Matt Abrahamson HOSPITAL–The Jenkins family was shocked when they recently found out their insurance would not cover their son’s

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Student Activists Protest Something Else that Won’t Get Changed

March 8, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth Above: Helen plans on using her name and visual symbols to inspire others USC — The USC

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Experts: Cinema Perfect in 1985

March 5, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat EXPERT HQ — Following the announcement that the animated children’s TV Show, Duck Tales, was getting a reboot

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Wife of Local Optometrist Excited about Husband’s Sudden Fascination with Dresses

March 4, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Abrahamson An overexposed image of a dress has caused serious debate over what color it truly is.  Blue

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International Student Shocked to Find out Cigarettes Bad for You

February 26, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth USC–Jonathan Lee was certainly surprised when he was told that cigarettes are bad for you, and among

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Haughty Freshman Pridefully Declines Opportunity for Free Food

February 22, 2015June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat MCCARTHY QUAD, USC — Oh, the folly of man. Specifically one man: Arnoz Curry, biomedical engineering major,

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