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POTUS Changes Holiday Name To “Trump-MLK Day”

By Dean Woods WASHINGTON, D.C. — Six weeks after removing MLK Day and Juneteenth from the National Parks calendar, Trump

By Pablo Rodriguez MAR-A-LAGO, FL – During today’s press conference regarding the invasion of Venezuela and capture of President Maduro

By Margaret Danenhauer PROVO, UT — This is for my matcha Dubai Labubu chocolate boys; this one is for my

By Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC — In another move of flagrant disregard for the law, President Donald Juniper Trump has

By Charlotte Dekle COMMERCE, CA — A local branch of the 99 Cents Only Store is in dire straits after

By Alex Wong MONTPILIER, VT—After a date night involving multiple bottles of chardonnay, your mother and father jointly announced their

By Gracie Silberman WASHINGTON, D.C. – As inflation climbs and the ol’ reliable dollar loses its value faster than USC

By Gabby Frugoni NEW YORK CITY, NY – After last night’s New York City mayoral debate featured multiple trivial, personality-based

By Elias-Michael Geller CAMBRIDGE, MA – Earlier this week, the MIT Academic Review Board announced the indefinite suspension of several

By Noelle Villasenor and Quinn Healey LOS ANGELES, CA – Ferrel Kolt, M.D., Beong Soo Kim’s primary care physician, just