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U.S. Government Releases New Military Propaganda Made With Canva

August 1, 2024July 31, 2024 Megan Dang 796 Views

By Megan Dang  WASHINGTON D.C. — The U.S. military has just released propaganda designed using the poster editing app Canva. 

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Breaking: 9/11 For NPR Listeners

July 22, 2024July 22, 2024 Liam Stephenson 717 Views

By Liam Stephenson WASHINGTON, D.C. – Joe Biden’s exit from the 2024 election has sent a shock through NPR listeners

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Alec Baldwin Attends Trump Rally

July 13, 2024July 14, 2024 Levi Elias 732 Views

By Levi Elias BUTLER, PA – After the dismissal of Alec Baldwin’s dramatic and highly publicized manslaughter trial in the

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Politics U.S. 

“I Know You Are, But What Am I?” and 5 Other Thoughtful Points From Tonight’s Presidential Debate

June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Megan Dang 974 Views

By Megan Dang ATLANTA, GA — Joe Biden and Donald Trump are beloved by all for their intelligence and virtuousness,

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Trump Denies Guilt on Whatever Court Charged Him With

June 16, 2024June 16, 2024 Izzy Ster 622 Views

By Izzy Ster  Following the announcement that former President Donald Trump was found guilty on all counts in the hush-money

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OPINION: Old Or Not, Biden Sure Knows How to Hold a Phone When Taking a Group Photo

May 31, 2024June 16, 2024 Phineas Kelly 592 Views

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of President Joseph Robinette Biden’s recent age-related blunders, it’s important to

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Sack of Troy’s Picks For George Santos’ Replacement

December 6, 2023December 5, 2023 Jackson Parker 1021 Views

By Jackson Parker After recently being expelled in an overwhelming 311-114 vote, George Santos’ seat in the House of Representatives

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Opinion: If My Coworkers Had a Vote on Whether They Liked Me or Not, I Would Cry

November 6, 2023November 6, 2023 Finn Rollings 1491 Views

By Finn Rollings WASHINGTON, D.C. — As The Sack of Troy’s Capitol Hill Correspondent and Resident Empath, I just know

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Puppeteers in High Demand Now That Politicians Can’t Work Their Own Bodies

October 9, 2023October 2, 2023 Aidan Driscoll 1016 Views

by Aidan Driscoll Washington, D.C. – After recent bodily malfunctions of a number of high-ranking politicians, many in government are

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Sack of Troy Writers Get Lazy and Use ChatGPT to Write Generic Article Mocking Someone With More Power Than Them

April 13, 2023April 13, 2023 Levi Elias 1432 Views

By Levi Elias and ChatGPT (But Mostly ChatGPT) In a move surprising absolutely no one, [INSERT NAME OF PERSON IN

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