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Petroleo the Oil Wizard Seen Whispering to Trump During Press Conference 

January 3, 2026January 18, 2026 Pablo Rodriguez

By Pablo Rodriguez MAR-A-LAGO, FL – During today’s press conference regarding the invasion of Venezuela and capture of President Maduro

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Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey Actually Leader of Money Laundering Scheme

November 27, 2025January 16, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC — In another move of flagrant disregard for the law, President Donald Juniper Trump has

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Student Union Busters Misinterpret Their Job

November 19, 2025January 16, 2026 Violet Rose Wang

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Capitalists, scabs, and Interim President Beong-Soo Kims everywhere are bracing for impact

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God Cries Over Los Angeles After Passage of Prop. 50

November 16, 2025January 16, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA — According to Darren Priestley, President of Catholics Who Have To Put Their Nose Into

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New Gerrymander Packs Your Room With Your Sibling’s Room

November 4, 2025January 16, 2026 Alex Wong

By Alex Wong MONTPILIER, VT—After a date night involving multiple bottles of chardonnay, your mother and father jointly announced their

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NYC Mayoral Debate Uses “We’re Not Really Strangers” for Debate Topics

October 23, 2025January 16, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni NEW YORK CITY, NY – After last night’s New York City mayoral debate featured multiple trivial, personality-based

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Jubilee Posts “Surrounded: One Person with Gun vs. 20 Hostages”

October 19, 2025January 16, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA — Social media giant and right-wing pipeline enthusiasts Jubilee recently posted a new edition

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College Politics U.S. USC 

Beong Soo Kim Displays Symptoms Of Having A Spine

October 16, 2025January 16, 2026 Staff

By Noelle Villasenor and Quinn Healey LOS ANGELES, CA – Ferrel Kolt, M.D.,  Beong Soo Kim’s primary care physician, just

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Pronoun Debate Comes To a Boil as Him Gets 29% on Rotten Tomatoes

September 25, 2025January 16, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni LOS ANGELES, CA – The debate over gender pronouns has escalated following negative criticism of the new

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CIA Injects Lab Grown Evil Lesbians into Dating Pool in Attempt to Drive Messy She/They Bisexuals to Republicanism

September 24, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Rapp rapp. A knuckle taps on the glass, not yearning for freedom, but for chaos – the

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