Politics – Page 2 – The Sack of Troy

Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey Actually Leader of Money Laundering Scheme

By Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC — In another move of flagrant disregard for the law, President Donald Juniper Trump has

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Capitalists, scabs, and Interim President Beong-Soo Kims everywhere are bracing for impact

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA — According to Darren Priestley, President of Catholics Who Have To Put Their Nose Into

By Alex Wong MONTPILIER, VT—After a date night involving multiple bottles of chardonnay, your mother and father jointly announced their

By Gabby Frugoni NEW YORK CITY, NY – After last night’s New York City mayoral debate featured multiple trivial, personality-based

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA — Social media giant and right-wing pipeline enthusiasts Jubilee recently posted a new edition

By Noelle Villasenor and Quinn Healey LOS ANGELES, CA – Ferrel Kolt, M.D., Beong Soo Kim’s primary care physician, just

By Gabby Frugoni LOS ANGELES, CA – The debate over gender pronouns has escalated following negative criticism of the new

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Rapp rapp. A knuckle taps on the glass, not yearning for freedom, but for chaos – the

By Sarah Ruiz WASHINGTON, D.C. – This afternoon President Trump and U.S. Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F.