Day 32 of White House Website Just Showing Monkey Holding Wrench
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Politics
Mitt Romney Loses Presidential Election
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt WASHINGTON — After a tense night of counting ballots, it appears that Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney has
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Racist Uncle Outdone This Year By Alt-Right Cousin
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks PASADENA, CA – As the Simmons family gathered on Thursday to celebrate Thanksgiving, they found that their
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Shocker: This Republican Congressman Has a Normal Sex Life
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones WASHINGTON– In a press conference last Thursday, Congressman Larry Johnson (R-MN) shocked the nation by announcing that
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New Research Concludes Three Alt Rights Do Not Make An Alt Left
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colin Mullins HARVARD, CONN. — After less than a minute of analysis, researchers have concluded that three “alt-rights” do
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Area Man Fiscally Conservative But Socially Awkward
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA — In a time of deep political division, area man Chase Stuart defies the
Read more“I’m Doing Absolutely Fantastic” Shouts Donald Trump Swarmed By Bees
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ian Riley WASHINGTON DC — A recent public event in the Rose Garden was cut short when a swarm
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Trump and Aides Play Pin the Signature on the Executive Order
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers and Jack Hackett OVAL OFFICE — Settling into the White House, President Donald Trump and his aides
Read moreTrump Announces Presidential Pet: Infertile White Tiger Named Maserati
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery NEW YORK, NY — In an address given from his gold-plated Manhattan penthouse, best described as a
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