Jeb Bush Accused of Using Political Influence to Land Son Cushy Job at Wendy’s
By Preston Long CORAL GABLES, FL – In another troubling example of political corruption and cronyism, Jeb Bush was caught
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USC Still Considered a Non-Profit Because It Uses Tuition Money to Keep Predators Safe
By Maggie Bowen UNIVERSITY PARK – Despite the University of Southern California and Devry University now teaching courses through the same
Read moreSeñor Tim Kaine Endorses Biden In Attempt To Win Latino Vote
By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden secured a crucial endorsement from a key figure in
Read more“Rats! Foiled Again!” Announce Senate Republicans Accused of Hypocrisy
By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON DC — Senate Republicans released a statement of defeat last Friday following a deluge of #resistance
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Tucker Carlson Removes Helmet of Hair to Reveal LEGO Head
By Rachel Michelman WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tucker Carlson shocked viewers on Wednesday night, when he shifted his hair on camera
Read moreFlorida Man Decides Next Election, Probably
By Samhitha Saiba TAMPA, FL –– Sack reporters traveled to the swampy Floridian city named after a menstrual product this
Read moreIlhan Omar Called Out For Blatant Anti-Semitism After Not Going to Cousin Josh’s Bar Mitzvah
By Drew Thomas-Nathan MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was once again called out by the American Jewish community
Read moreEven on Days That Aren’t 9/11 We Should All Think a Little Bit About 9/11
By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON, D.C. – Few historic events have an anniversary as easy to remember as the attacks on
Read moreKim Jong-un Goes Into Coma In Order to Weed Out Any Advisors Stupid Enough to Fall For This Again
By Drew Thomas-Nathan PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un deliberately faked falling into a coma yet again
Read moreGOP Finally Addresses Climate Change With New “Virgin In A Volcano Act”
By Jonathan Krone WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a dramatic shift in GOP rhetoric, Republican leadership has announced that they will
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