Trump Makes Final Push To Open Middle and High Schools So His Future Fourth Wife Can “Learn Something”
By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC – With his presidential power waning, President Trump made one final push to re-open the
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Nation Finally Free to Think About Other Terrible Things
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Trump Family Belting “Do You Hear the People Sing?” From Makeshift Oval Office Barricade
By Charlie McCollum WASHINGTON, DC – Instead of wallowing in misery after election results indicate a Biden victory, the Trump
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Steve Kornacki Actually Just Playing Fruit Ninja
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By Prerika Chawla CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA — With just a few days to go before election day, there are still
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Trump Administration Creates ‘Grumbo the Anthrax Goblin’ to Warn Children about Dangers of Mail-in Ballots
By Preston Long WASHINGTON, DC — Citing the alarming surge in absentee voter registration, the Trump administration announced its new
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