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One Week After Spring Break, Starting Conversations Impossible Again

March 29, 2014June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat USC — Just one week after the end of Spring Break, widespread reports across campus have indicated

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USC WiFi Comes Back from Break Totally Wasted

March 24, 2014January 23, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat USC INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY SERVICES — This week marks the annual return of USC students from Spring Recess,

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Israel and Palestine Protestors Build Wall

March 15, 2014December 16, 2015 Staff articles

by Staff VON KLEINSMID CENTER —  Two student clubs, Trojans for Palestine and USC Students for Israel, staged rival protests

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NSA helps student find lost phone

January 30, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Stephen Barowitz, a sophomore majoring in information systems consolidation and integration management was robbed of his phone

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LAPD Not Really Sure Why They’re Searching Justin Bieber’s House

January 19, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat Photo by Adam Sundana CALABASAS, CA — Following an alleged egging of a neighbor’s home, Justin Bieber’s

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Nighttime Security Measures Repel Criminal Gang

December 5, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff Above-  Photo by guillermogg University administrators expressed relief after last year’s new security measures repelled an attack on

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T.O. Student Ponders: “What is T.O.?”

November 23, 2013February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman

By Axel Hellman How do I know something? How do I know I know something? How do I know I’ll

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UCLA to Ban “Tribute to Troy”

November 21, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu After banning the USC Drum Major from stabbing the turf at the Rose Bowl last year, the

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Home Depot Invades USC

November 17, 2013January 21, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Students began reporting evidence of a foreign presence as recently as Thursday night. Rob Finklestein, a freshman

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Spanish Curriculum Finally Drops Unlearnable Words: “Rain… Cold… Snow… Winter”

November 15, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff
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