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USC Actress Stuck in Cliché-Filled Beginner’s Level Student Film

November 11, 2014June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat ROSKI SCHOOL OF THEATRE — Local acting student Marie Friedlander is at her wit’s end. It all

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Business Majors Plan App to Find App Programmers

November 9, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Noah Suarez-Sikes From Uber and Lyft to Tinder and Farmersonly, the biggest new names in the

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Freshmen Anxiously Await Their First Local Shooting

October 23, 2014June 17, 2020 Staff

by Elias Nash USC–Halfway through the semester, USC’s new freshman class has had plenty of time to assimilate into their

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Building Preview: Verna and Peter Dauterive Hall

October 20, 2014December 13, 2015 Staff

Editor’s Note:  This article was first printed in Curious Troy, a satirical publication that operated from 1997-1998, under the title

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Student’s Promise to Get Buddy ‘Super-Laid’ Goes Unfulfilled

October 15, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Andy Gause On Saturday night, Lance Griffin, a senior studying flirting, made it his goal to get his structural

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Tubby Man On Rampage

October 14, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Zoe Haddad MUSHROOM KINGDOM 2:35 PM PST, Tue October 14, 2014–Many injured, de-winged in Mushroom Kingdom today. A mustached

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Devoted Boyfriend Worried Girlfriend Might Meet Love of her Life at Romantic Frat Party

October 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Luke Phillips A USC accounting major, John Elbright, is reportedly concerned about his long-term girlfriend’s decision to attend a

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LAPD Tickets Cyclists, Order Restored to City

October 8, 2014December 13, 2015 Staff

by Tyler Pullen Earlier today, as lawless cyclists rode rampant through the streets, specifically on Jefferson between Orchard and McClintock,

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Paramedics Arrive Too Late to Revive UV

September 19, 2014December 13, 2015 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat   W. JEFFERSON BOULEVARD — It was only a matter of weeks, but unfortunately, every second mattered

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Girl Wants Boyfriend To Commit To More Serious Shows On Netflix

September 11, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad STARBUCKS COFFEE—Dana Jones and her boyfriend Garrett Impton have been dating for four months. Jones initially bonded

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