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Student Brushes Teeth as Long as Person at Neighboring Sink to Not Seem Gross

September 29, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery | photo by Liam Maddox BIRNKRANT — Friday morning, freshman Marcus Reynolds entered the bathroom and began

Local Politics

Police Commit to Shooting More Unarmed White People to Ensure Equality

September 21, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alan Smithee LAS VEGAS, NV — With over 136 black people killed to date by police officers in the

Local

Enraged Man Repeatedly Stabs iPhone 7 with Headphone Jack to Make Own Port

September 16, 2016September 16, 2016 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery NEW YORK — After just purchasing his brand new iPhone 7, Clark Samson absentmindedly tried plugging in

Entertainment Local

Dad Forced to Bring Loser Daughter to Springsteen Concert

September 2, 2016June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall

“The other dads are going to think I’m so lame if I have to be there with my buzzkill kid.”

Columns Local Strong Feelings

How to Talk to a Woman Who Has a 100ft Restraining Order on You

August 31, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett These days, many women walk around listening to music and carrying their restraining order

College Local

Parents Keep Making Up Excuses to Elongate Move-In Process

August 22, 2016January 23, 2021 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett NEW NORTH — Unable to say goodbye to their child, Tim, and finally become empty-nesters, local parents