Element Apartments: “We Just Need Five More Minutes”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Swearingen HOOVER ST. — Three months past its original finish date, Element Apartments is still not ready. This
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“I Can Fix You” Whispers Man to Bleeding Out Hot Pocket
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — Junior Thomas Maxwell made himself a Hot Pocket Tuesday night. Upon removal from
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“This Will Go Over Great!” Says White Guy Dressed For Halloween As Smurf with ‘Blue Lives Matter’ Sign
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton THE ROW — This year, Halloween promises to provide students not only with an opportunity to drown
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Shy Girl Breaks Out of Shell, Reveals She’s a Mutant Lizard
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — It was early Friday morning when the students in Introduction to Ecology noticed something amiss. When
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Guy Takes Finders Keepers Too Seriously With Roommate’s Girlfriend
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA — Ernesto Vega returned early from his debate club practice when he caught his
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Intern Makes It a Record 35 Minutes Into Workday Before Thinking About Lunch
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat COMPUSYS NETWORKS — Intern Norman has had quite a morning! Between arriving at work seven minutes late,
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Man Discovers Delightful Silence After Punching Everyone Around Him In the Throat
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Brent Stinebaker | photo by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — From downtown to Santa Monica Carter Simons skipped
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Middle School Vice Principal In Backwards Chair Understands Your Problems
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve SUNNYVALE, CA — At Paterson Middle School’s main office, Vice Principal Wes Walczak spoke to several students
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Man Sadly Eats Entire ‘Brownie Explosion’ For Three By Himself
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — In Waterson’s Ice Cream Shoppe, local man Jake Hermann ordered the ‘Brownie Explosion’,
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Podcast Listener Knows More Specific Bullshit Than You
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers & Chai Karve SILVER LAKE, CA — A local friend group was enjoying a casual conversation about
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