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Half Post-it Note Over Laptop Webcam Not Getting Paid Nearly Enough for What it Sees

October 11, 2017October 11, 2017 Thomas Marshall

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES – In today’s economy, it’s hard to find work, and for those lucky few that

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Accident Baby Not Even Cute

October 6, 2017 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve CEDARS SINAI HOSPITAL — In the delivery ward of a top-flight local hospital, Liz Collins held her

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Residence Hall Quiet Hours Found to Have No Effect on Voices in Student’s Head

October 5, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan PARKSIDE– A recent scientific study concluded that the designated quiet hour periods at the USC residence halls

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Idiot Riding Unicycle Must Be Unaware of Less Complicated Forms of Transportation

October 3, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – A young man whose primary choice of transportation is a unicycle has transfixed campus. Although

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Meteorologists on Date Skip Small Talk, Get Straight to the Weather

October 2, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Harrington LOS FELIZ, CA – Abandoning the useless social niceties that send many first dates down the drain,

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Recent Grad Visits IKEA to Live Out Fantasies of Home Ownership

September 29, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery BURBANK, CA — On Saturday, recent graduate Taryn Rodriguez spent the day at IKEA, living out the

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Weakest Link Very Enthusiastic About Physical Education Course

September 27, 2017 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers USC — Monday morning, local “weak link” Garrett Carter got up extra early to stretch for his

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Man Failing Song on Guitar Hero Swears He Can Play It on Real Guitar

September 26, 2017 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett CLEVELAND, OH — After failing Foghat’s “Slow Ride” on easy for the fifth time in a row,

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Woman Takes Husband’s Last Name and Complete Identity

September 25, 2017 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden LOS ANGELES, CA — Many leading activists argue that the practice of a woman taking her husband’s

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Bubba Gump Manager Thinks Today’s the Day Tom Hanks Finally Shows Up

September 21, 2017January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn SANTA MONICA, CA – Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. restaurant manager Rickie Goad spent the early hours of

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