Friendly Reminder Actually Kind of Bitchy
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Last week, tenants of Glendale Apartments received an email from their landlord Eli
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Daddy Long Legs Likes It When You Call Him That
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra CHICAGO, IL – Local Pholcidae George Williams likes the common name of his species, Daddy Longlegs. He
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Local Man Disappointed He Gave Away Good Edibles to Lightweight Trick or Treaters
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Finn Kobler FLAGSTAFF, AZ – Outrage percolated around 23-year-old Gabriel Boulton this Halloween after he received multiple complaints from
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Dentist Saving Best Toothbrushes For Self on Halloween
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan SAN DIEGO, CA — Dr. Ted Denison, a 44-year-old local dentist with patients from ages 4 to
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Report: Mom Not Going to Ask You Again
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte It’s been two hours since Mom asked you to take out the trash, and you haven’t moved
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan JONESBOROUGH, TN — An explosive revelation arrived straight out of Saint Peter’s Church as 14-year-old Jacob Barrow
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Report: Praying Mantis Loses Faith in God
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas Praying Mantis Phil Mayes recently lost faith in God, he reported on Tuesday afternoon. Mayes grew up
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Parents Thinking of Trying Restaurant That Opened Five Years Ago
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte OVERLAND PARK, KANSAS — During a phone call this Saturday, sophomore Leah Anderson’s parents said they were
Read moreTrump Cites Crazy Rich Asians as Evidence that China is Winning the Trade War
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann President Trump caused controversy this week when he credited recent Hollywood blockbuster Crazy Rich Asians as evidence
Read moreMillennials Are Killing All This West Side Story Choreography
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan SEATTLE, WA — The millennial generation has been on a murder spree recently, killing everything this country
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