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Quirky Yet Relatable Girl Falls Into A Deep Depression After Hearing ‘Parks and Recreation’ Is Leaving Netflix. It’s Me. I’m The Girl.

November 3, 2020November 2, 2020 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes Los Angeles, CA ― On October 1st, 2020 Parks and Recreation, the hilarious and beautiful tropical fish

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Top 10 Scary Movies For Halloween Your Mom Can’t Think of the Name Of

October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp

By Charlotte Phillipp We checked in with Mom to find out what her 10 favorite movies were for the spooky

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Jeffrey Katzenberg Insists Quibi Would Have Succeeded with Better Timing, Better Marketing, Better UI, Better Pricing, Better Release Strategy, Better Content, and Better Core Concept

October 22, 2020June 9, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long “Jeffrey Katzenberg” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Tucker Carlson Removes Helmet of Hair to Reveal LEGO Head

September 24, 2020October 12, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tucker Carlson shocked viewers on Wednesday night, when he shifted his hair on camera

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Cancel Culture Gone Too Far? Child Rapist Roman Polanski Hasn’t Won A Golden Globe In Over 9 Years!

August 28, 2020January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone PARIS, FRANCE – It’s hard to believe, but it’s been 9 years since Roman Polanski won a

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Clifford the Big Red Dog Admits Steroid Use

August 20, 2020January 21, 2021 Melanie Hoffmann

By Melanie Hoffmann BIRDWELL ISLAND – In a bombshell press conference, Clifford the Big Red Dog tearfully confessed to using

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Fact-Check: Billie Eilish is Not the “Bad Guy,” or At Least Not as Bad as Jeffrey Epstein

August 18, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas Nathan Alternative pop superstar Billie Eilish has become infamous for calling herself the bad guy in her

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Drew Carey Breaks Down: “The Price Isn’t Right, It Never Has Been.”

August 17, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young LOS ANGELES, CA — During a recent SackMZ ambush, Drew Carey, host of The Price is Right,

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New Ryan Murphy Series “Deadly Twinks of the Tenor Section” In Development

July 31, 2020January 21, 2021 Jack Walz

by Jack Walz EXCLUSIVE: Ryan Murphy, creator of such hits as Glee and American Horror Story, has teased details of

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HBO Max Removes “Friends” Episode Where Ross Eats Children

July 23, 2020January 21, 2021 Gia King

by Gia King Following the recent launch of HBO’s premium streaming service, HBO Max, Friends fans have flocked to the

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