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Opinion: I Miss the Drought

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire I didn’t sign up for this. I live in Los Angeles for a reason. We have an

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Hey, The Student Conduct Code Doesn’t Say Anything About Two Cousins and An Earnest Mistake

February 16, 2018June 17, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rachel Zubli LOS ANGELES, CA– As a student here at USC, I am very proud about my faithfulness to

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This Paper Will Practically Write Itself Once I Get the Dweeb In Front of Me to Write It

November 10, 2017June 17, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett TAPER HALL – Today my professor handed out our midterm essay assignment. I scanned over the paper’s

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Look Out World, I Just Got Bangs, Which Negate All My Previously Ingrained Habits and Personality Traits!

November 9, 2017 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte I see the heads turning as I walk down the street. I hear the people saying, “Did

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That’s Not a Sexy Nurse Costume, You’re Just in the ER

October 31, 2017 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s Halloweekend, so you probably assumed that hot nurse was just a hot

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Waiting in Line for Starbucks is My Own Personal Great Depression

October 10, 2017 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden USC — The Starbucks at the university village isn’t on Tapingo, and we might as well be

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If Someone Tells Me I Have A Great Personality One More Time I’m Donating to ISIS

April 26, 2017 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden I have been told fourteen times in the last two days that I am “so fun” and

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New Poll Conducted by the Cool Kids Concludes That I’m Gay

April 12, 2017April 12, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson According to a new poll conducted by the cool kids at New Summit Middle School, I am

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My Grandfather’s Final Words Were “Cinnamon Is the Winnamon,” and It Still Haunts Me to This Day

March 9, 2017 Cameron Wen

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen A death in the family is tough to sugarcoat.  My grandfather’s death certainly wasn’t sugarcoated. It was

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I Have a Rolling Backpack and I Still Pull More Bitches Than You

March 3, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Charney-Harrington I know you’ve seen me around. The swagger in my walk, the tucked-in polo, the cuffed jeans.

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