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New Barstool Podcast Just a Live Goat, a Pair of Timberland Boots, and Bella Thorne

December 2, 2020January 21, 2021 Callahan Teceno

By Callahan Teceno  New York City, NY – Earlier this month, media conglomerate/cult Barstool Sports, unveiled their newest podcast which

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New SDA Study Finds 80% of BFA Students Believe BAs Don’t Actually Know How to Read

November 24, 2020November 24, 2020 Callahan Teceno

By Callahan Teceno  LOS ANGELES, CA — Yesterday, the University of Southern California’s School of Dramatic Arts released a new

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Op-Ed: Halloween or Not I’m Tryna Get Piped by Jack Skellington

October 30, 2020October 25, 2020 Callahan Teceno

LOS ANGELES, CA – Once again, spooky season has returned, giving me the perfect opportunity to finally come clean to

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