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Average Man Overhyped by Interesting Woman

March 3, 2023March 2, 2023 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – To add to the already devastating statistic, local enthralling woman Genevieve Myers fell

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Flood Damages Thornton, Horny Band Kids Wetter Than Ever Before

February 28, 2023February 28, 2023 Jackson Irvine

By Jackson Irvine LOS ANGELES, CA — Following the torrential downpour this past weekend, The Music Complex suffered significant damage,

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Greek Row Adds PlayPlace for Underaged Girls

February 22, 2023February 21, 2023 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — The University Park Interfraternity Council has announced plans to construct a PlayPlace on

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Taylor Swift Donates to USC to Replace “Fryft” with “Fryvate Jet” Program

February 21, 2023February 20, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES, CA – Philanthropist and occasional Grammy winning musician Taylor Swift has donated ten of her

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Missed Connections Found Maimed, Castrated, and Dead; Datamatch Primary Suspect

February 11, 2023October 24, 2024 Staff

by Staff LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – USC Missed Connections has been found dead at the ripe age of two, and

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Hazardous Materials at DPS Office Render Hundreds of Pounds of Pork Inedible

February 11, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA ––– At 4:47pm on February 9, USC TrojansAlert email alerted the university of a hazardous

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USC Addresses South Central Food Desert With Village Erewhon

February 8, 2023February 7, 2023 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — The Los Angeles County grocery store favored among influencers off duty has decided

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LGBTQ+ Student Center Installs Metal Detectors at Entrance to Screen for Mandatory Nose Ring

February 6, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA — Since its establishment, the LGBTQ+ Student Center (LGBTQ+SC) has offered priceless resources and opportunities

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Detachable Shower Head Wasted on Apartment Owned by Man

February 1, 2023January 28, 2023 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – In an unfortunate mishap, the only apartment in the USC area with a

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Opinion: Tandem Lyft Bicycle Doesn’t Look So Bad Now, Does It?

January 30, 2023January 28, 2023 Jackson Irvine

By Jackson Irvine LOS ANGELES, CA — Since USC reimplemented the shared Lyft ride system at the beginning of the

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