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Senior Sorority Sister Discovers Ralph’s after Almost 4 Years of Living at USC

by Mark Lee and Axel Hellman Photoshop by Jack Hackett Senior Kenzie Bovard was walking north along Vermont Ave on

by Staff Seniors reacted with a mixture of anger and dismay when USC administrators announced their decision to cancel the

by Staff Photoshop by Jack Hackett Nothing has been able to stop the North University Park serial buttock-slapper. In the

by Staff USC–This week, users of the popular social media app Yik Yak were incensed by anonymous posts accusing the

by Rob Smat USG ELECTION CENTRAL (ANNENBERG BROOM CLOSET) — Well it’s been a crazy election week for sure. Well,

by Staff Yesterday, USG invited the USC community to suggest topics for tonight’s debate. Here are the Sack of Troy’s

by Jori Barash This week brought news of the ongoing conflict between the university and campus workers, as both sides

by Susan Lin Massive oil reserves discovered underneath USC’s Fluor Tower are suspected to be the real reason for the

by Andy Gause In an attempt to increase safety along Trousdale Parkway, USC recently hired a dozen crusty curmudgeons to

by Axel Hellman Students last week were aghast to hear news that USC’s beloved mascot EVKitty had been run over