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Vandals Bus Breaks Down On Compton Streets After University Uses Potatoes As Fuel

September 11, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Morgan Greenwald MOSCOW, ID — En route to face off against the USC Trojans at the LA Memorial Coliseum,

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Students Adjust To Masturbating In New Environs

September 1, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Alan Smithee Whether living for the first time in a dorm, an apartment, or a rental house, the start

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Involvement Fair Light on “Fair,” Heavy on “Involvement”

August 26, 2015June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat TROUSDALE PKWY.–“Save the whales!” someone shouts at me. “Save the Rainforests!” someone else yells. “Save our school

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USC to Sell Luxury Car, Yacht Parking on Trousdale

August 25, 2015January 23, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Mark Lee and Axel Hellman USC–As part of the university’s $6 billion capital fundraising campaign, President Max C. L.

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Staff Picks: Highly Recommended Fall Courses

August 10, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff List

by Staff With school right around the corner students are frantically searching for guidance on which courses to take; to

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99% of USC Students Crashing on 1% of Local Couches for the Next Week

August 2, 2015June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat NUPAC APARTMENTS — Rossie Jones stands on the sidewalk, staring up at a second floor window. Beside

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USC Students Reconnect With Hometown Drinking Companions

July 19, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Dan Giles “It’s just surreal that my home continued onward without me for a year. I feel like a

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Freshman Orientation Distributes Nametags with Financial Aid, SAT Scores Listed

July 11, 2015January 23, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash More than ever, orientation is such an impactful moment in the beginnings of students’ university experience. Freshmen

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On Eve Of Graduation, Liberal Arts Major Realizes He’s Made A Huge Mistake

May 14, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause USC–With graduation tomorrow, senior creative writing major Kirk Mason has come to the conclusion that he’s “majorly

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Junior on Study Abroad Returns with Well-Rounded Education, Native Bride

May 12, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC–Sam Marson, a junior pop music major, decided to study abroad in his Spring 2015 semester in Ethiopia,

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