Disappointed Student Continuously Settles for Cereal at EVK
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton EVERYBODY’S KITCHEN — Earlier today, the dining halls opened their doors for the lunch rush. The kitchen
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USC to Expand Ties In Middle East With ISIS Study Abroad Program
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — The USC Office of Study Abroad Programs announced new plans last week to expand ties
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Student Stumps GreenPeace Representative by Asking a Follow-Up Question About Child Trafficking
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez TROUSDALE PARKWAY — On a seemingly normal day, GreenPeace volunteer Scott Hunter had his entire world turned
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Jet Engine Inexplicably Hoisted Over Jefferson/McClintock Intersection
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Giles USC — The perpetual construction work in and around the intersection of Jefferson Boulevard and McClintock Avenue
Read moreReport: Song Girls’ Hips Defy Laws of Physics
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Mike Doeff USC PHYSICS — It’s not every day you discredit 500 years of scientific
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Student Uses Tinder To Find Hispanic Boys To Do Her Spanish Homework
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Saloni Verma USC — Claire Sharpe has always believed that the language requirement implemented by USC was “cruel and
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Underpaid Chemistry Lecturers Vote to Un-Ionize
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Axel Hellman USC — In a landmark decision, part-time lecturers, adjuncts, and other non-tenure staff at the Dornsife School
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Cinematic Arts’ Basilisk Escapes, Campus on Lockdown
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat USC — At approximately 10:15 this morning, DPS received an emergency dispatch from the Cinematic Arts Complex,
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Lonely Spring Admit Takes Cinema Class Picture By Himself
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett SCHOOL OF CINEMATIC ARTS — This morning, the 2016 SCA Spring Admit photo welcoming in
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Student Hastily Spends Remaining Dining Dollars on Overpriced Junk at Seeds
by Jack Hackett USC–On Sunday, Matt Jackson kicked open the doors to Seeds with a dumb grin on his face.
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