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Student Reconsiders Being Sick After USC Health Center Insists, “I’m Sure You’re Fine”

January 31, 2017June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — With maladies maliciously spreading across campus, many students turn to the always reliable beacon of

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Student Living Comfortably On Parent’s Dime Just Can’t Shell Out Cash For Tip

January 30, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jessica Tang USC — At local eatery El Cholo Mexican Restaurant, student Emma Sanders received the bill for her

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Cutting Edge Professor Unable to Play YouTube Video

January 25, 2017June 19, 2020 Mimi Evans

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Particle physics professor Steve Karim has a PhD in Quantum Theory. He understands nearly everything

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Student Delays Getting Out of Bed in Hopes that Roommate’s Morning Wood Will Go Away First

January 24, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery NEW NORTH — On Tuesday morning, freshman Dan Carlisle blinked his eyes open to see his roommate

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Student Sets Record for Slowest In-Class Reading

January 18, 2017June 19, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte TAPER HALL — Sociology student Raymond Edwards held an entire 30-person lecture hostage for a solid 20

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Smoking Banned, Student Doesn’t Know What to Do with Sick New Hookah Setup

January 12, 2017June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — After Provost Michael Quick’s school-wide smoking ban reaching all on and off-campus university owned housing,

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USC Offers Alternative to Tuition Hikes by Sacrificing First Born Son

January 11, 2017June 19, 2020 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Swearingen USC — After numerous student protests against tuition hikes, President C. L. Max Nikias graciously agreed to

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Spring Admit Orientation Just Pile of Flyers and Open Bag of Oreos

January 9, 2017June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — On Monday The Dornsife College of Arts, Letters, and Sciences, graciously welcomed the incoming 2017

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Colleges Offer Shirtless Zac Efrons For Stress Relief During Finals

December 8, 2016January 23, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Georgina Chiou LOS ANGELES, CA — After rampant concern that puppies were just not enough, universities in the U.S.

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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Raid Campus, DPS: “Suspicious Activity. Stay Away from Area”

December 7, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — Early Wednesday morning, the skies opened up, releasing the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse unto

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