Student Delays Getting Out of Bed in Hopes that Roommate’s Morning Wood Will Go Away First
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery NEW NORTH — On Tuesday morning, freshman Dan Carlisle blinked his eyes open to see his roommate
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Student Sets Record for Slowest In-Class Reading
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte TAPER HALL — Sociology student Raymond Edwards held an entire 30-person lecture hostage for a solid 20
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Smoking Banned, Student Doesn’t Know What to Do with Sick New Hookah Setup
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — After Provost Michael Quick’s school-wide smoking ban reaching all on and off-campus university owned housing,
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USC Offers Alternative to Tuition Hikes by Sacrificing First Born Son
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Swearingen USC — After numerous student protests against tuition hikes, President C. L. Max Nikias graciously agreed to
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Spring Admit Orientation Just Pile of Flyers and Open Bag of Oreos
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — On Monday The Dornsife College of Arts, Letters, and Sciences, graciously welcomed the incoming 2017
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Georgina Chiou LOS ANGELES, CA — After rampant concern that puppies were just not enough, universities in the U.S.
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Raid Campus, DPS: “Suspicious Activity. Stay Away from Area”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — Early Wednesday morning, the skies opened up, releasing the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse unto
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Student Destroys Faith in Humanity by Putting Ketchup On Pizza
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Michelle Russo was perusing the salad bar at Parkside Café with friend Chris Garcia when
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Professor Really Hopes The Cool Kids Show Up To Office Hours
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — From noon to 2 p.m. every Wednesday and Friday afternoon, professor Todd Burgos sits patiently in
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Agent of Chaos Chooses New Seat in Second Half of Semester
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers TAPER HALL — In a quiet act of anarchy, agent of chaos Harold Chung chose a new
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