Trojan Check Screening Tool Just A Rectal Thermometer Synced To MyUSC
By Bryn Doyle LOS ANGELES, CA – It was a day like any other for University of Southern California student
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USC Board Authorizes Spending of Entire Endowment on “Miscellaneous Brick Stuff”
By Jonathan Krone LOS ANGELES, CA — In a move many are calling “extremely fishy,” the Board of Trustees of
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by Christine Politte BOULDER, CO – Sources have confirmed that yes, those tall people are Bradley Sullivan’s parents. The juxtaposition
Read moreUSC’s Fall Plans Force Empty Nesters to Abandon Dreams of Moving to Fiji and Starting a Throuple
By Bryn Doyle REDDING, CA – The Twin XL sheets and Facetime schedule were all prepared for August in the
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USC Buys Club Penguin for New “Virtual Quad”
By Rachel Michelman With a surge of COVID-19 cases in California and a majority of classes taking place remotely, the
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USC Unveils Plan to Create More Diverse Emails
By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — Amidst ongoing Black Lives Matter protests across the world and at USC, President
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New Financial Aid Package Just Bag of Magic Beans
By Preston Long LOS ANGELES, CA — As her student body buckled under the weight of layoffs, tuition increases, and
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USC Tears Down Low-Income Housing to Build Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Center
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA — Following weeks of letters, petitions, and protests to dismantle racial inequality at the
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College Friends Finally Get to Reunite After Their Weird Friend Makes Them on the Sims
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] By Bryn Doyle CARLSBAD, CA – After two months of quarantine and the school year over, University of Southern California
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Karan Menon UNIVERSITY PARK, CA — In a stroke of financial genius, Marshall School of Business senior Barnett Rogers
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