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USC Not Mad, Just Disappointed in Frats

August 13, 2022August 13, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Following six fraternities announcing their disaffiliation, USC lectured brothers in a strongly-worded Instagram

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Avid MadHappy Wearer Actually Clinically Depressed

August 4, 2022August 13, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Despite her brightly colored sweatshirt from the trendy brand (that somehow cost more

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Concussed Football Men to Redefine Mathematics as Big 10 Welcome 15 and 16

July 1, 2022July 1, 2022 Jess Wild

By Jessica Wild ROSEMONT, IL —The head of USC Athletic Department and Commissioner of the Big Ten Conference met to

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USC Forced to Put Dollar in Scandal Jar

June 14, 2022June 15, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Following US News & World Report asking the University to provide letters clarifying

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Student Finally Watches Hentai Without Subtitles After Four Years of Japanese

May 16, 2022August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA –– USC senior Simon Griffin reports that after eight laborious semesters of intensive Japanese courses,

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Girl Who “Really Found Herself” Freshman Year Gets Tattoo To Prove It

May 11, 2022May 11, 2022 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – Maya Blair, a freshman who “really found herself” this year, finally got the

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Student Turns McCarthy Dorm Into a BDSM Dungeon Using Command Strips

May 9, 2022August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA –– While conducting a mandatory Health and Safety Inspection in McCarthy Residential College, USC Housing

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Daily Trojan Suspended After Allegations of Brutal Hazing and Mistreatment of Staff Writers

May 2, 2022May 3, 2022 Luca Soltero

by Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA — The Daily Trojan has reportedly been suspended by the university due to allegations

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Film Major Minors in Book

April 22, 2022April 22, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — Last Tuesday, film major Elizabeth Wright declared a minor in book. “They say

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32 Day Bender Not Really a Bender Anymore

April 18, 2022April 17, 2022 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA — After waking up on a Thursday afternoon, having slept through his 8am, 12pm,

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