Every Week is Sweeps Week for NBC Janitor
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES — While the rest of Hollywood waits all year for that special week known as
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Half Post-it Note Over Laptop Webcam Not Getting Paid Nearly Enough for What it Sees
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES – In today’s economy, it’s hard to find work, and for those lucky few that
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Couple Living at Parkside and New North Break Up Over Long Distance Relationship
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall USC — Freshmen Bea Tran and Dan Algeri began dating shortly after orientation. Algeri lived in New
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I Was a Feminist Until I Learned I Couldn’t Sexually Harass My Coworkers
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall I like to think of myself as a progressive. I read the literature, I try to keep
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Dad Forced to Bring Loser Daughter to Springsteen Concert
“The other dads are going to think I’m so lame if I have to be there with my buzzkill kid.”
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Poor Kid Without ‘Pokémon Go’ Just Throwing Rocks At Animals In Park
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall and Jack Hackett LAKEWOOD PARK — I was reading in the park the other day, when all
Read moreTreasury Makes 3/5ths Compromise, Puts Harriet Tubman on $12 Bill
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall US TREASURY — A nationwide poll was conducted recently, and abolitionist Harriet Tubman was chosen to be
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Lonely Man Excited for Chocolate to Go On Sale February 15
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES – Local sad man Jack Stanfield spent this past Valentine’s Day eagerly awaiting for unsold
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Failed Alcoholic Becomes Writer
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall WRITER’S CAFÉ — In his younger years, Jack-Francis Jerome was your average, semi-successful alcoholic. He was well
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‘Nose Still Missing’ Reports Baby
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall BRENTWOOD, CA — 2 year old Gabby Higgins reports that her nose, taken yesterday by her visiting
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