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Spanish Curriculum Finally Drops Unlearnable Words: “Rain… Cold… Snow… Winter”

November 15, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff
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DPS Shuts Down Engineering Party Out of Pity

November 15, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause A social gathering on Thursday night was shut down by the Department of Public Safety around 8:30pm.

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Kristin Chenoweth Visits Large Tent For High-Profile Fundraiser, Sings “Popular” Duet With Lane Kiffin

November 14, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Troy Camp Nominates Itself As Most Philanthropic Organization On Campus

November 14, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Troy Camp, a USC organization self-described as “the oldest, best, and most diverse organization on campus” has recently

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DPS Announces Cardinal Party Plan and Trojan Party Plan

November 13, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina In response to the recent alcohol related incidences occurring around the University of Southern California, President Nikias

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Dorms to be Renovated, New/North Renamed “New New/North”

November 13, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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375 Breaking Bad Fans Finally Fall Into Withdrawal, 72 Die

November 12, 2013December 20, 2015 Staff headline
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USC Uses Unread Daily Trojan Newspapers to Build New Dorm

November 12, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause The USC administration recently announced plans to build a new dorm out of the surplus of pristine,

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Halloween Party Attendee Torn Between Slutty Cat Costume and Slutty Pirate Costume

November 11, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff
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DPS Questions Architecture Student Working On Drawings, Officers Report He Was “Behaving Sketchy”

November 11, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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USG Delays Vote, Claims only $92 Million needed to end Racism

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