Author: Staff

College Local USC 

UCLA to Ban “Tribute to Troy”

November 21, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu After banning the USC Drum Major from stabbing the turf at the Rose Bowl last year, the

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College News in Brief 

Freshman Asserts Peer Pressure Doesn’t Exist, “Now Stop Being Such A Little Bitch, Shut The Door, And Take The Damn Shot”

November 20, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline

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College News in Brief 

President Bush Asked To Tackle Campus Alcohol Abuse Today, “Mission Accomplished”

November 19, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline

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College News in Brief Politics USC 

ROTC Students Respond Nervously to George Bush’s “Fight On”

November 19, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline

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College Politics USC 

USC to Hire George W. Bush as New Dean of Price

November 19, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu Former President of the United States George W. Bush is expected to replace Jack H. Knott as

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College News in Brief Politics USC 

President Bush Visits USC Tomorrow, Declares Major In Nucular Engineering

November 18, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline

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College News in Brief USC 

Trojan Grounds Introduces New Menu Items With “Street” Theme: “Yo, Tro Gro Got Fro Yo, Fo Sho”

November 18, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline

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College News in Brief Sports USC 

Band Performs Sober For ESPN Game Day Rally, “Worst Playing Yet”

November 16, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline

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College Local USC 

Spanish Curriculum Finally Drops Unlearnable Words: “Rain… Cold… Snow… Winter”

November 15, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff

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College USC 

DPS Shuts Down Engineering Party Out of Pity

November 15, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause A social gathering on Thursday night was shut down by the Department of Public Safety around 8:30pm.

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