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Month: October 2020

Girlboss Alert! News in Pictures 

Girlboss Alert! We’re Like 80% Sure the Fly That Landed On Mike Pence’s Head Might be A Girl

October 7, 2020June 12, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes

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Girlboss Alert! My #QWEEN is Taller than Me and I’m Only A Little Emasculated

October 7, 2020October 10, 2020 Joe Jonas

By Joe Jonas ENCINO, CA — Everyday, I wake up and remind myself how I’m so lucky to have my

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Girlboss Alert! This Woman Gave the President COVID

October 6, 2020June 12, 2021 #bossbitch

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Girlboss Alert! This Tropical Depression Just Destroyed All the Homes in This One Neighborhood!

October 6, 2020October 10, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman NEW ORLEANS, LA — Watch out Hurricane Harvey: there’s a new storm brewing and she’ll take you

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Girlboss Alert! Woman, Who is My Boss, Fired Me to Maximize Profits

October 5, 2020October 10, 2020 Veronica Marks

By Veronica Marks Yas, queen! Feminism reached unseen heights today when my #Girlboss Melissa fired me from my job like

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Girlboss Alert! This Video Game Boss is a Girl

October 5, 2020October 10, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan VALENCIA, CA — That’s another glass ceiling shattered as area gamer Alexander Dawson confirmed that the boss

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Local 

Cucumber Sick and Tired of Just Being Used For Sex

October 2, 2020September 26, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young LA JOLLA, CA —  Cucumbers seem to be making their way from the clean and wholesome kitchen

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Local 

Is Your Child Texting About COVID-19?

October 1, 2020October 1, 2020 Jack Martino

The Ultimate Guide to “Rona-Speak” For The Concerned Parent By Jack Martino If you haven’t noticed, your child has been

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Recently Declared Communications Major Doesn’t Know How to Communicate This to Family

October 1, 2020January 23, 2021 Samhitha Saiba

By Samhitha Saiba LOS ANGELES, CA –– USC Sophomore and Olympic bullet-journalist Maya Meeks selected Communications as her field of

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Researchers Find Running Makes You 30% Happier and 50% Less Likely to be Killed by the Guy Chasing You

Researchers Find Running Makes You 30% Happier and 50% Less Likely to be Killed by the Guy Chasing You

December 29, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann No Comment

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