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Month: January 2018

Local 

Maple Syrup Bottle Sticky

January 31, 2018 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett MACON, GA — At the Waffle House off of Chambers Rd, local man Cliff Richards went to

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Local Man Brimming with Self-Hatred Surprised to Learn Everyone Hates Him Too

January 30, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Local man Jerry Wilson has consistently ranked himself number one on his list

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Local Mom Pregames for Target Run with Glass of Wine

January 29, 2018January 29, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra DULUTH, MN – After dropping the kids off at a sleepover, Sherry Gables kicked off her loafers,

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Self-Professed “Chill Roommate” Reorganizing Cabinets Again

January 26, 2018June 19, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte Junior Marissa Patel stopped at her apartment between classes yesterday, hoping to grab a quick lunch. However,

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Parents Unsuccessfully Feign Surprise When Son Comes Out of Closet

January 25, 2018 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch DECATUR, IL — Though Susan and Jonathan Hardy tried their best, they were unable to contain their

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Number of Forks in Take-Out Bag Indicate Woman’s Meal Intended For More Than One Person

January 24, 2018 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski TOPEKA, KS — Area bachelorette Bethany Burton spent her Friday night like any other, tearing into a

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Therapist Sure Has Their Work Cut Out for Them This Week

January 23, 2018 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES — Ooh, boy! This week is going to be a rough one for Dr. Riley

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Area Man Fakes Own Death, Successfully Avoids Driving Roommate To Airport

January 19, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka LOS ANGELES, CA – As investigators continued to search for the body of murdered Glendale native Derek

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Local Man “Could Probably Fix That” Himself

January 18, 2018 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden CULVER CITY — Upon realizing that his washing machine was broken, Sal Smith scoffed at his wife’s

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Woman Stops Talking to Self Due to Dull Conversation

January 17, 2018 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte UNIVERSITY PARK–  After a tumultuous relationship lasting two decades, junior Leah Carpenter made the tough decision to

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