“I Have Too Much On My Plate” Says Student Who Signed Up For This
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — On a bright Wednesday afternoon, exhausted student Ari Davis plumped down in the middle of
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Month: March 2017
Dad Manages to Mispronounce Entire Menu at Mexican Restaurant
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden CULVER CITY — On Friday, Greg Filman, a 45-year-old father of three, treated his family to an
Read more“I’m Doing Absolutely Fantastic” Shouts Donald Trump Swarmed By Bees
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ian Riley WASHINGTON DC — A recent public event in the Rose Garden was cut short when a swarm
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Smug Nerd Who Actually Did Readings Turns in Pop Quiz Early
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte USC — When Comparative Politics Professor Robert Higgins surprised his class with a pop quiz on Monday,
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“I’m So Bad” Announces Woman with Body in Freezer
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers CULVER CITY, CA — After a few too many drinks, Jane Fitzgerald could not take another sip
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Only Thing Missing from Bride’s Extensive Wedding Plans Is Actual Groom
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch BOISE, ID — It’s the day she’s been dreaming about forever, and it’s just around the corner.
Read moreMan Struck by Lightning Gains Ability to Tell Same Damn Story for 20 Years
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett NEWNAN, GA — Twenty years ago, lightning struck local farmer Doug Prestons while he was out tilling
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USG Does Free Food Thing to Raise Awareness About USG
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve CAMPUS CENTER — The Undergraduate Student Government allows students to take action and enact change on campus.
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Hunk of Raw Masculine Sex Appeal Blasts Mumble Rap on Portable Speaker as He Longboards Through Campus
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones USC — Those walking down Trousdale Parkway on Wednesday were treated to a powerfully erotic sight: a
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Spring Break 2017 In Review
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