Progressive Man Defies Gender Roles, Waits for Girl to Ask Him Out
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — Self-proclaimed progressive Louis Adams-Smith took a bold step last week when he decided to
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Month: November 2016
Local Improv Troupe Finds Spontaneous Ways to Not Be Funny Each Time
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — Zany local improv troupe Home Improv-ment is on a heck of a roll.
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Local Man Takes Home Legendary Haul of 37 Copies of ‘Jack Reacher’ from Black Friday Sale
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett BUFFALO, NY — After standing in sub-zero temperatures for six hours, local man George Thurwood pushed and
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Bad Grandson Doesn’t Take Seconds of Martha’s Green Bean Casserole
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers HOUSTON, TX — Following Thanksgiving firsts, local grandmother Martha Fegel passed her famous green bean casserole dish
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Old Woman in Wheelchair at Airport Totally Just Cut In Line Again
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — The day before Thanksgiving, in the midst of the chaotic security line at
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Agent of Chaos Chooses New Seat in Second Half of Semester
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers TAPER HALL — In a quiet act of anarchy, agent of chaos Harold Chung chose a new
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“People Need to Be More Open-Minded,” Asserts Woman Who Unfriended Everyone with Different Views
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte SILVER LAKE, CA — Saddened by the country’s deep ideological divisions, local woman Marilyn Reed made a
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Element Apartments: “We Just Need Five More Minutes”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Swearingen HOOVER ST. — Three months past its original finish date, Element Apartments is still not ready. This
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Nation’s Small Talk Soon to Return to Conversations About Football
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones AMERICA — The nation’s leading sociologists confirmed Friday that, after a bitter election that dominated America’s casual
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Freshman Already Expert at Dodging Pamphlets
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC — After just a few months in college, freshman Jacob Miller has already mastered the art
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