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USC Professor Names Feces-Eating Bacterium in Honor of Grad Students

November 20, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier Fantastic strides were made today in the relatively narrow realm of grad student-professor relations; A newly discovered

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Extras Break Loose on Film Set, Ruin the Million Dollar Shot

November 16, 2015January 21, 2021 Jack Hackett articles

by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall HOLLYWOOD, CA–This morning on the production of John Wreck II: The Wreckoning, a pack of

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Cinema Students Protest Dental Students Using Their Coffee Bean

November 13, 2015June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

by Jack Hackett SCHOOL OF CINEMATIC ARTS–Yesterday, film students protested dentists constantly “taking over” the Coffee Bean, a feud many

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LGBT Activists Mistakenly Protest in Favor of Trans-America Pipeline

November 11, 2015January 21, 2021 Thomas Marshall articles

by Thomas Marshall and Jack Hackett WASHINGTON D.C.–At a congressional hearing for the proposed Trans-America Pipeline that took place this

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To Cut Water Use, USC Promises to Install New Drought-Tolerant Plants Every Three Weeks

November 9, 2015June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman USC–As the state has dried up, USC has faced increasing criticism from environmental activists for its lush

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Traveler Gets Drunk, Takes Picture on Top of Student

November 7, 2015February 25, 2022 Staff articles

by Staff USC has grown all too accustomed to the bacchanals that inevitably occur on late weekend nights, which often

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USC Already Decorating for Christmas, Puts Up 100ft Tall Christmas Tree

November 6, 2015June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

by Jack Hackett USC–It’s the week after Halloween, and USC is taking no time off to prepare for the very

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USG Delays Vote, Claims only $92 Million needed to end Racism

November 4, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff photo by Beverly B. Pham from Daily Trojan USG SENATE — The big news on YikYak this week

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Bleary-Eyed Weekenders “Totally Stoked” to Learn of USC Victory

November 2, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Jack Koppa Arriving home in droves last night and this morning, USC students returning from “The Weekender” in Berkeley were

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California Child Devastated, Only Got Kale for Halloween

November 1, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff CALIFORNIA, USA–Billy Preston, 6 year old from Santa Barbara, excitedly poured the contents of his candy bucket out

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