Iranian Club President Refuses to Acknowledge Existence of Jewish Fund-rager
by Andy Gause In a recent statement that has shaken the campus party scene, the president of the Iranian club,
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President Obama Speaks at Marshall School of Business
by Rob Smat MARSHALL SCHOOL OF BUSINESS — Barack Obama spoke at the Marshall School of Business last night, outlining
Read moreUSC 24 Hour Film Festival Ends In Disaster Following Unfortunate Typo
by Rob Smat LOS ANGELES — Tragedy struck the USC Film Program this past weekend following an unfortunate typo in
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USG Vows to Fix Greek Underrepresentation
by Axel Hellman On Thursday night, Undergraduate Student Government pooh-bahs celebrated the election of their next president and vice president.
Read moreUSC Secrets Now Most Accurate University News Source
by Julia Zucker A recent survey by the Annenberg School of Communication revealed that USC Secrets is now considered by students to
Read moreUSC Announces Plan to Build Moat and Drawbridge Around Campus
by Andy Gause Responding to cries from parents following recent off-campus shootings, USC officials have announced a plan to dig
Read moreTinder App Originally Marketed Towards USC Squirrels, Says Its Creators
by Zoe Haddad The creators of the dating app Tinder revealed today that the app was originally intended for squirrels
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USC Housing: Students Killed, Burned in Dorm Fires to Be Fined $200 per Incident
by Caroline Langella NEW NORTH- On Wednesday it was reported that an “actual fire alarm” went off in the beloved
Read moreLyon Center Shutdown After Inevitable Bro-verload
by Alyssa Kennedy LYON CENTER–-At 9:55 PM last night, lights flashed and alarms sounded as Lyon Center patrons heard a
Read moreHot Pockets Found To Contain Diseased Meat, Sales Unaffected
by Jori Barash The maker of this delicious, student-favored microwavable treat recently admitted to using less-than-certified quality meat by-by-bye-products. When
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