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Pfizer Confirms Vaccine Just Vial of the True Spirit of Christmas

By Melanie Hoffmann NEW YORK, NY – In a bombshell news conference, Pfizer spokesperson Malia Wexler confirmed that their coronavirus

By Maggie Bowen DETROIT, MI – As Moderna and Pfzier rush to ship out their vaccines, the CDC laid out

By Drew Thomas-Nathan The Sack of Troy’s most brilliant and dedicated in-house sociologists have discovered that every human being’s sex

By Alexandra Ornes WASHINGTON D.C. – On Saturday scientists announced erectile dysfunction could be a long-term side effect of Coronavirus,

by Emily Torp HOUSTON, TX — World-renowned Developmental Psychologist Jerome Richardson, with the Texas Children’s Hospital, has found that “young

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION –Deep in the mountains of [redacted], a multi-ethnic, queer-platonic group of buddies is stuck in a bunker, and

By Thomas Johnston

By Alexandra Ornes CAMBRIDGE, MA ― Researchers at MIT have discovered a new hotbed for the COVID-19 virus: gamer girl

By Rachel Michelman PRESENT DAY — Woah. Oh boy! Just… wow, right? Can you believe this? Of course you can.

By Alexandra Miller LOS ANGELES, CA — A breakthrough medical discovery confirming the existence of a new pleasure center, the