Breaking News:
  • OASIS Converted To DESERT
  • Performative Fall Grad Walking In Spring To Feel Included
  • Tech Bro Tooth Fairy Puts Crypto Under Kids’ Pillows
  • McCarthy Residents Encouraged to Report Socialist Peers to Administration
  • Squirrels Now Begging to Hit Your Vape Too

The Sack of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

The Sack of Troy

  • College
  • Local
  • World
  • Sports
  • Politics
  • Entertainment
  • Videos
  • Columns
    • Attention Vortex
    • Dear Mom
    • Girlboss Alert!
    • Reviews
    • Strong Feelings
  • About
    • History
    • Join Us
    • Contact Us
    • Members
World 

“Researchers Find” Makes Headline Sound More Official

November 25, 2020January 21, 2021 Thomas Johnston

By Thomas Johnston

  • ← Liberal Extremist Shares “Unfriend Me If You Voted For Trump” Post On Facebook
  • Trump Pardons Additional Turkey This Year →

You May Also Like

Pfizer Confirms Vaccine Just Vial of the True Spirit of Christmas

December 23, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann 0

Facebook to Ban Deepfakes Unless They’re Mark Zuckerberg’s Face on a Hunky, Muscular Body

July 9, 2020 Preston Long 0

GoFundMe to Save Rainforests Accidentally Saves Rainforest Cafes

October 15, 2025 Gracie Silberman 0
© 2026 The Sack of Troy. All wrongs reserved.