Uncategorized – The Sack of Troy

All Football Hopefuls Must Tryout With an Eight Bar Cut of “Single Ladies”

By Charlotte Deckle LOS ANGELES, CA — With football walk-on tryouts just around the corner, legions of wannabe Trojan football

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Beloved USC President, free speech advocate, and demon Carol Folt has died

By Noelle Medina VATICAN CITY – After two restless days of waiting, the conclave to determine the next leader of

By Liam Stephenson

By Levi Elias THUNDER HORSE OIL RIG, GULF OF AMERICA – Notoriously clumsy oil corporation BP spilled a record high

By Izzy Ster SACRAMENTO, CA — In true father-child relationship fashion, local son Phillip Norman opted for the least gushy

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By Megan Dang CLEVELAND, OH — When delusional single woman Ronnie Davis described her type to her friends, they were

By Scott Altsuler JERUSALEM – Local Bethlehem craftsman Jesus Christ claims he died three days ago and miraculously rose from

By Levi Elias HOLLYWOOD, CA — Box office sales roared into the new year with the re-re-re-release of fan favorite