Breaking News:
  • Writer’s Strike Catches Up With Succession Finale As Logan Returns And Lays Waste To Westeros
  • Midwesterner Identifies as Californian After Two Semesters
  • Local Guy Best Friend Continues the Search for His Hug After a Year and a Half
  • Chili’s “Cinco De Mayo” Special Just 5 Bowls of Mayonnaise
  • Construction for USC Infinite Youth Fountain to be Finished Whatever Year You Graduate

The Sack of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

The Sack of Troy

  • College
  • Local
  • World
  • Sports
  • Politics
  • Entertainment
  • Videos
  • Columns
    • Attention Vortex
    • Dear Mom
    • Girlboss Alert!
    • Reviews
    • Strong Feelings
  • About
    • History
    • Join Us
    • Contact Us
    • Members
News in Pictures 

Astrology Alert! Freddie Mercury Is Drinking Gatorade!

March 11, 2021June 12, 2021 Mia Young 1282 Views

By Mia Young

  • ← Plane Forced To Land After Fight Breaks Out Over Which Jonas Brother is the Hottest
  • Opinion: I Miss Trump’s Twitter More Than My Ex →

You May Also Like

Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”

November 11, 2021 Staff 0

New CDC Guidelines Recommend Quantum Paradoxes as Way to Safely Mask, Unmask at Same Time

May 18, 2021 Preston Long 0

Gross! This Guy Drives a PT Cruiser

February 17, 2021 Mia Young 0
© 2023 The Sack of Troy. All wrongs reserved.