Breaking: Dulce Barista Doesn’t Really Like Your Outfit, Just Whoring Himself Out For That Tip
By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — This just in: the swoony Dulce barista who complimented your outfit the other
Read moreBy Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — This just in: the swoony Dulce barista who complimented your outfit the other
Read moreBy Bill Rockas BOULDER, CO – Forensic scientists are conducting various tests across multiple social media platforms to understand whether
Read moreby Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Pixar has just announced the newest addition to Inside Out 2’s zany cast
Read moreBy Finn Rollings LOS ANGELES, CA – In a scramble of epic proportions, The Trojan Knights, the official hosts of
Read moreFrom the Archives: Top 10 Commandments By Julian Avrith MOUNT SINAI, EGYPT– As the newly enlightened people of Israel and
Read moreBy Bill Rockas WASHINGTON, DC – In response to former President Donald Trump’s fourth indictment, all major news outlets announced
Read moreWASHINGTON — Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell suddenly stopped speaking during a Republican news conference on Wednesday on account of
Read moreLOS ANGELES, CA — Shortly after being nominated for an Emmy in Outstanding Writing For a Comedy Series, this family
Read moreBy Bill Rockas PRINCETON, NJ – After a decades-long debate, historians have finally revealed the longstanding secret that J. Robert
Read moreBy Sarah Cortina NEW YORK, NY — The long standing bicoastal argument over which city reigns supreme falls to the
Read more