Breaking News:
  • Colorblind Dumbass Pinched to Death On St Patrick’s Day
  • The Sack of Troy Oscar’s Predictions
  • Police to Earn Statehood Before DC
  • 30 Ways USC Will Spend Your Extra Tuition Dollars
  • CDC Releases New Statement For Birth Control Side Effects: “Too Bad, Slut”

The Sack of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

The Sack of Troy

  • College
  • Local
  • World
  • Sports
  • Politics
  • Entertainment
  • Videos
  • Columns
    • Attention Vortex
    • Dear Mom
    • Girlboss Alert!
    • Reviews
    • Strong Feelings
  • About
    • History
    • Join Us
    • Contact Us
    • Members
Entertainment News in Pictures 

Grimes Now Musk’s X X Æ A-Xii-Girlfriend

September 26, 2021October 12, 2021 Joshua Wolk 641 Views

By Josh Wolk

Photo by John Biehler on flickr

  • ← New SDA Building Set to Occupy Unity University Church, Donors Hoping to “Pray the Gay Away”
  • Netflix Announces ‘James and the Giant Peach’ Spinoff, ‘Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend and the Time His Balls Inflated Like a Goodyear Blimp and Carried Him to Brooklyn’ →

You May Also Like

Britney Spears to Be Legally Bound to Another Man

September 13, 2021 Sarah Cortina 0

Due to Typo, Porn Star Jamie XXX Performs at Springfest

April 4, 2016 Staff 0

35% of Graduate Students Prove Grad School Doesn’t Necessarily Make You Smarter

August 5, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 0
© 2023 The Sack of Troy. All wrongs reserved.