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Aw!!! Guy You Hooked Up With Last Summer Who Didn’t Wear A Condom Because It’s “Uncomfortable” Just Posted The Politico Infographic On His IG Story!

May 3, 2022May 3, 2022 Kathy Thach

By Kathy Thach NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Local woman Cassie Jackson was shocked and angered after logging onto Instagram

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Elon Musk Admits How Much He Would Pay To Say A Slur

April 25, 2022April 25, 2022 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias “You know that feeling when the one thing you want to do is the one thing that

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Breaking: Hot TA No Longer Hot

March 7, 2022March 7, 2022 Izzy Ster

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following USC lifting its indoor mask requirement beginning Monday, students across all majors of study fell

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Spotted: Jeff Bezos Touring Future University of Jeff Bezos

February 22, 2022February 22, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Jeff Bezos was spotted chatting up Carol Folt on Trousdale claiming, “Doesn’t Bezos

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New Los Globos Package Includes Reservation to the USC Hotel

February 21, 2022February 21, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Josh Wolk We’re excited to announce that Los Globos will be bundling a USC Hotel reservation with our brand

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Pitbull Appearance at NASCAR Coliseum Race Just Stray Dog

February 6, 2022May 15, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — Attendee Chad Watson was disappointed upon witnessing Sparky, an American Pit Bull Terrier,

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Ghost of Mac Miller Spotted On Campus

February 4, 2022February 4, 2022 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes “It was Mac’s ghost, I’m 100% sure. He was surrounded by a cloud of smoke. Then again

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San Andreas Speaks Out: It Wasn’t Their Fault

February 1, 2022February 1, 2022 Lola Gilmore

By Lola Gilmore LOS ANGELES, CA — In the wake of a minor earthquake that occurred 17 miles southeast of

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Brockhampton Disbands, Will Now Be Grooming Kids Separately

January 14, 2022January 14, 2022 Staff

By Staff Brockhampton, a favorite amongst those bitches with the Fjallraven backpacks and Doc Martens, has gone on indefinite hiatus

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School of Dramatic Arts Announces Performative Activism Class

January 12, 2022January 12, 2022 Preston Long

By Preston Long Against the backdrop of rampant inequality and rising social tensions, The School of Dramatic Arts announced a

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