Area Woman Threatens to Deactivate Facebook, Spends Next Five Hours Responding to Comments
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kitty Guo LOS ANGELES, CA — On Sunday at precisely 8:58 p.m., local woman Caroline McNeil posted this cryptic
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That One Kid Still Laughing at Professor’s Joke
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch TAPER HALL — Sources indicate that “that one kid” is still cracking up about the corny joke
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New Printer Excited to Repeatedly Ruin Man’s Life
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat TROY HALL — Throwing packing peanuts everywhere, Kyle Clausen finally unpacked his new printer last week. He
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Grandma on Oxygen Tank Pretty High and Mighty About Kids’ Technology Dependence
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers TOPEKA, KS — During weekly family dinner, local grandmother Debbie Schauer gave her kids and grandchildren a
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Silverware Clinking Against Plates Only Sound When Teenage Daughter Brings Home Girlfriend For Christmas
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski PASADENA, CA — This holiday season marked a historic evening for the Smith family as they spent
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Student Destroys Faith in Humanity by Putting Ketchup On Pizza
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Michelle Russo was perusing the salad bar at Parkside Café with friend Chris Garcia when
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Progressive Man Defies Gender Roles, Waits for Girl to Ask Him Out
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — Self-proclaimed progressive Louis Adams-Smith took a bold step last week when he decided to
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Local Improv Troupe Finds Spontaneous Ways to Not Be Funny Each Time
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — Zany local improv troupe Home Improv-ment is on a heck of a roll.
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Bad Grandson Doesn’t Take Seconds of Martha’s Green Bean Casserole
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers HOUSTON, TX — Following Thanksgiving firsts, local grandmother Martha Fegel passed her famous green bean casserole dish
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Old Woman in Wheelchair at Airport Totally Just Cut In Line Again
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — The day before Thanksgiving, in the midst of the chaotic security line at
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