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9-Year-Old Named Howard Too Young to Have That Name

April 20, 2018 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – From his days as a toddler to a tween, 9-year-old Howard has always

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BREAKING: Chocolate Explosion Cake Kills 10

April 16, 2018 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — This week a seemingly delectable dessert took the lives of more innocent foodies.

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Camaro With Autobots Decal Probably Real Transformer

April 13, 2018 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — Local man Spencer Reiss was driving down the 110 last Wednesday when he

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Middle School Choir Crushes “Livin’ On a Prayer” Cover

April 11, 2018January 21, 2021 Susi Basse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Susi Basse EUREKA SPRINGS, AL – Hancock Middle School’s Spring Choir Concert was the hottest show in town last

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In Race Between Tortoise and Hare, Real Winners Are Those That Profited Off Inciting Race War

April 9, 2018 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn THE WOODS – It was only a short few hours ago when the Tortoise, tired of the

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Woman Sips Vodka-Sodas Like She Won’t Be Vag Deep in Cheesy Gordita Crunch Within Hour

April 4, 2018 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers Perched on a barstool at the Baker Street Pub, area dieter Katherine Fink took dainty sips from

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Elon Musk Blacks Out, Builds Iron Man Suit

March 30, 2018January 22, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joseph Grazier BEL AIR, CA – Following a night of heavy drinking at a “rich people party,” billionaire, philanthropist,

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The Boys Are Back in Town For Their Quarterly Fiscal Review

March 28, 2018January 22, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colton Stock TOWN, AMERICA – Earlier this morning, it was confirmed that “them wild-eyed boys” just got back. The

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Family Lost on Road Trip After Dad Struggles to Open Giant Map in Car

March 27, 2018January 22, 2021 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas DENVER, COLORADO – Traveling all the way from Newport Beach, the Parker family was in for a

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Don’t Worry! Guy At Party Has Copy Of Manuscript In His Car

March 23, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ECHO PARK, CA – When local twentysomething Anna Mendosa engaged in cordial small talk with friend-of-a-friend Adrian

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