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New Halloween Haunted House Forces You to Talk About Your Feelings in Public

October 26, 2020October 25, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — Thrill seekers from all over the United States are flocking towards LA County’s

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Ew! This Guy Desires To Be Loved!

October 23, 2020October 18, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young IRVINE, CA— Area college student Kyle Martin, an emotionally needy freak, desires to be loved. “Yeah, my

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Boot Licking Suck-Up Writes Paragraph Long Discussion Post

October 21, 2020October 18, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young Los Angeles, CA – Despite the added difficulty of Zoom University, Grace O’Neil still makes it a

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You Think You’ve Suffered From The Pandemic? This Guy’s Whole Personality Was Going To The Gym

October 20, 2020October 18, 2020 Thomas Johnston

By Thomas Johnston LOS ANGELES, CA – Missing your friends and family? Sick of all the uncertainty? Tired of spending

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Unparalleled Genius With Gigantic Brain Gets Final Jeopardy Right

October 19, 2020October 19, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young SYRACUSE, NY — Adam Dillard, occasional Jeopardy watcher and large brained specimen recently got this week’s “Final

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Hot Girl At the Gym Gets Unwanted Stares After Just Trying To Fit In And Run On The Treadmill On All Fours

October 14, 2020October 13, 2020 Ava Bunn

By Ava Bunn LOUISVILLE, KY —  During her usual trip to the gym, Cara Clyde, 19, was dismayed to receive

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Car Breaks Down in Middle of the Street Because It’s All Just Too Much

October 13, 2020October 14, 2020 Samhitha Saiba

By Samhitha Saiba LOS ANGELES, CA –– A car broke down on Melrose Ave. Wednesday, collapsing to the gravel with

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Cucumber Sick and Tired of Just Being Used For Sex

October 2, 2020September 26, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young LA JOLLA, CA —  Cucumbers seem to be making their way from the clean and wholesome kitchen

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Is Your Child Texting About COVID-19?

October 1, 2020October 1, 2020 Jack Martino

The Ultimate Guide to “Rona-Speak” For The Concerned Parent By Jack Martino If you haven’t noticed, your child has been

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High School SoundCloud Rapper Releases New Song that “Comes Straight from the Heart”

September 30, 2020September 26, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL — Local average student Daniel Isaacs released his new single this week on SoundCloud.

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