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Roommates Meet For First Time After Router Malfunction

November 19, 2020November 19, 2020 Thomas Johnston

By Thomas Johnston LOS ANGELES, CA– In an uncomfortable yet touching modern-day meet-cute, long-time roommates Julian Smith and William Li

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Woman Deeply Offended After Alexa Suggests Trying A Low-Carb Meal

November 18, 2020November 15, 2020 Emily Torp

by Emily Torp LOS ANGELES CA – Southern California woman Melissa Martin was deeply offended after her Amazon Alexa Show®

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Progress In The Imaginary World Of Police Reform: Bridge to Terabithia Renamed BLM Bridge

November 17, 2020January 21, 2021 Prerika Chawla

By Prerika Chawla LARK CREEK, VA – Eat up, BLM protesters, because justice has been served on a silver platter!

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As Fall Musical Season Approaches, Theatre Students Facing Epidemic of No One Paying Attention to Them in Denny’s

November 12, 2020January 21, 2021 Charlotte Phillipp

By Charlotte Phillipp SCHAUMBURG, IL – On a regular November night at any given suburban Denny’s, the restaurant’s dining room

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“Gritty” and “Morally Ambiguous” Student Film Just Sexist and Racist

November 10, 2020November 8, 2020 Charlie McCollum

By Charlie McCollum SAN CLEMENTE, CA –– SCA Film Production student Marcel Caspér promised his audience to expect something “new,”

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Quirky Yet Relatable Girl Falls Into A Deep Depression After Hearing ‘Parks and Recreation’ Is Leaving Netflix. It’s Me. I’m The Girl.

November 3, 2020November 2, 2020 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes Los Angeles, CA ― On October 1st, 2020 Parks and Recreation, the hilarious and beautiful tropical fish

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Report: This Isn’t Funny Anymore, Guys!

October 28, 2020October 28, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann

by Melanie Hoffmann INSIDE A DARK CLOSET –This isn’t funny anymore, guys! It’s been three hours and everyone knows pranks

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Opinion: If You’re Trying to Scare Me, It’s Not Gonna Work!

October 28, 2020October 28, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann

By Melanie Hoffmann CABIN IN THE WOODS – Alright, guys. You can come out now. I know you’re trying to

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Quiz: Who’s Out There?

October 28, 2020November 15, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann

By Melanie Hoffmann

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Halloween Fashion! How to Wear A Mask and a Cat Ear Headband at the Same Time- Oh God We’re in Hell, Aren’t We?

October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp

By Charlotte Phillip These are some turbulent times, but no matter what your plans are for the spooky season, Sack

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