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Brockhampton Disbands, Will Now Be Grooming Kids Separately

January 14, 2022January 14, 2022 Staff

By Staff Brockhampton, a favorite amongst those bitches with the Fjallraven backpacks and Doc Martens, has gone on indefinite hiatus

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5 Hallmark Movies That Will Make You Want to Kill Yourself This Holiday Season

December 24, 2021December 24, 2021 Charlotte Phillipp

By Charlotte Phillipp  Nothing makes us feel more festive than a heartwarming TV movie during the holiday season, and the

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Alec Baldwin Unsatisfied with Shot, Says “Let Me Try”

October 28, 2021October 28, 2021 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias “Alec Baldwin” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Coronavirus Tests Positive for Ed Sheeran

October 26, 2021October 25, 2021 Staff

By Staff  SUFFOLK, ENGLAND — Expressing regret that it hadn’t taken precautionary action against the singer-songwriter, the Coronavirus announced today

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Netflix Announces ‘James and the Giant Peach’ Spinoff, ‘Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend and the Time His Balls Inflated Like a Goodyear Blimp and Carried Him to Brooklyn’

October 2, 2021October 2, 2021 Staff

By Staff “When we saw Nicki Minaj’s Twitter thread, we knew it was a match made in entertainment heaven,” said

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Grimes Now Musk’s X X Æ A-Xii-Girlfriend

September 26, 2021October 12, 2021 Joshua Wolk

By Josh Wolk Photo by John Biehler on flickr

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Britney Spears to Be Legally Bound to Another Man

September 13, 2021September 13, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina “Britney Spears – Femme Fatale Tour (Toronto)” by hnkkk is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Cancelled Predator Gets Renewed

July 1, 2021July 1, 2021 Staff

By Staff “DSC_0018” by Montgomery County Planning Commission is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Cancelled Predator Gets Renewed

May 31, 2021June 9, 2021 Staff

By Staff “An Insight, An Idea with Kevin Spacey: Kevin Spacey” by World Economic Forum is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 “Kevin Spacey Set

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Girlboss Alert! Melinda Takes Half of Bill’s Shit

May 20, 2021June 24, 2021 Luca Soltero

By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA – Melinda Gates has divorced Bill Gates. This Gatekeeping #qween was not playing any

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