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Baby Nut Follow’s Potato Head’s Lead, Now to be Referred to as “Baby Legume”

April 2, 2021April 2, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp NEW YORK – Mr. Peanut’s successor, Baby Nut, of the Planters franchise, has formally requested to be

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Alec and Hilaria Baldwin Welcome Baby #7 via Stealing It

March 25, 2021March 25, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp NEW YORK, NY – Weeks after announcing the birth of their sixth child, Lucia, who was born

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New Euphoria Episode Just Zendaya Telling You She’s Proud of You for an Hour Straight

January 13, 2021February 6, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – Euphoria fans were delighted to watch the newest episode of the HBO show,

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Film Connoisseur Would Rather Die Than Watch Godzilla vs Kong at Home

December 30, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan SILVER LAKE, CA — Following Warner Brothers Studios’ announcement that its entire 2021 slate of films would

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Ranking Pixar Movies By How Sexually Attracted I Am To The Main Character

December 28, 2020February 6, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes With the recent release of Soul, Pixar’s 20th animated feature film, the Sack has decided to rank

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Quiz: Which “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel” Lyric Describes Your Sex Life?

December 10, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan The Sack of Troy’s most brilliant and dedicated in-house sociologists have discovered that every human being’s sex

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Top Five Things Carrie Underwood Did When She Got Cheated On

December 8, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young #1 – Dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive

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New Barstool Podcast Just a Live Goat, a Pair of Timberland Boots, and Bella Thorne

December 2, 2020January 21, 2021 Callahan Teceno

By Callahan Teceno  New York City, NY – Earlier this month, media conglomerate/cult Barstool Sports, unveiled their newest podcast which

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New SDA Study Finds 80% of BFA Students Believe BAs Don’t Actually Know How to Read

November 24, 2020November 24, 2020 Callahan Teceno

By Callahan Teceno  LOS ANGELES, CA — Yesterday, the University of Southern California’s School of Dramatic Arts released a new

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“Oh No!” Kool-Aid Man Charged With Breaking and Entering

November 20, 2020January 21, 2021 Toby Ilogu

by Toby Ilogu SAN BERNARDINO, CA — On Thursday at approximately 4 a.m., police received a call from a distressed

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