Netflix Announces ‘James and the Giant Peach’ Spinoff, ‘Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend and the Time His Balls Inflated Like a Goodyear Blimp and Carried Him to Brooklyn’

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“When we saw Nicki Minaj’s Twitter thread, we knew it was a match made in entertainment heaven,” said Netflix Head of Programming Ted Sarandos, who oversaw Netflix’s acquisition of the Roald Dahl Story Company last week. “I mean, her stories about her cousin’s friend’s balls? Every bit as tragic and fantastical as Matilda or the BFG. Sorry- I meant to say fantesticle.”

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