Breaking News:
  • OPINION: I Took Every Buzzfeed Quiz, The Results Were Frightening
  • TrojanLearn CHR Requirement Replaced by New ConsentGPT 
  • Jail Actually Housing Upgrade for Many Working Journalists
  • USC Students Take Class Off for Beach Day in Solidarity with East Coast Snow Storm
  • Stranger Things Fans Disappointed by Finale of Noah Schnapp’s Career

The Sack of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

The Sack of Troy

  • College
  • Local
  • World
  • Sports
  • Politics
  • Entertainment
  • Videos
  • Columns
    • Attention Vortex
    • Dear Mom
    • Girlboss Alert!
    • Reviews
    • Strong Feelings
  • About
    • History
    • Join Us
    • Contact Us
    • Members

Entertainment

College Entertainment USC 

Brat to School! 5 Must-Have School Supplies That Will Pop Your Pussy #vondutch

September 23, 2024October 23, 2024 Julian Avrith

By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA– What’s up, coke whores?! Who’s ready to transition to Brat Summer to Brat To

Read more
Entertainment 

Inside Out 2 Reveals Newest Emotion: Slow-Creeping Existential Dread

December 13, 2023December 13, 2023 Megan Dang

by Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Pixar has just announced the newest addition to Inside Out 2’s zany cast

Read more
Entertainment 

Finally! James Corden Flattened By A Semi-Truck During Crosswalk The Musical

October 23, 2023October 23, 2023 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — A resounding cheer was heard on Beverly Boulevard and Genesee Avenue last Friday

Read more
Entertainment 

“I’m On The Bleachers” And 8 Other Times Taylor Swift Predicted The Future

October 18, 2023October 12, 2023 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift, the paragon of pop singers, the generation-defining giant, timber-er of Ticketmaster,

Read more
Entertainment 

Writer’s Strike Catches Up With Succession Finale As Logan Returns And Lays Waste To Westeros

May 29, 2023May 29, 2023 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – In retaliation with the Writer’s Strike, Max executives scrapped the last episode of

Read more
Entertainment 

Frank Ocean Booed Offstage for Drake During Coachella

April 17, 2023April 17, 2023 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano INDIO, CALIFORNIA – On Sunday, legendary artist Frank Ocean was booed off the Coachella main stage by

Read more
Entertainment 

We Knew His Ass Was Lying: Harry Styles Spotted Wearing Cargo Shorts

April 9, 2023April 9, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LONDON, ENGLAND— After years of successfully pretending he actually likes wearing rompers, British musician Harry Styles has

Read more
Entertainment 

Cocaine Bear Spotted with Emily Ratajkowski

March 27, 2023March 27, 2023 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK, NEW YORK — This past weekend, supermodel Emily Ratajkowksi was spotted with Cocaine Bear.  In

Read more
Entertainment 

The Sack of Troy Oscar’s Predictions

March 12, 2023March 19, 2023 Staff

By Izzy Ster and Bill Rockas Glitz! Glamour! Whites! Sack of Troy has all the accurate predictions made for the

Read more
Entertainment 

Equality Win! Pete Davidson Shows Men Can Sleep Their Way To The Top Too

November 22, 2022November 22, 2022 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK — Following confirmation of his latest fling with supermodel Emily Ratajkowski, Pete Davidson cemented his

Read more
  • ← Previous
  • Next →

Categories

  • Apologies to The Editor
  • Attention Vortex
  • College
  • Columns
  • Comics
  • Dear Mom
  • Editorial
  • Entertainment
  • Film Bro Friday
  • Girlboss Alert!
  • Local
  • News in Brief
  • News in Pictures
  • Politics
  • Reviews
  • Sports
  • Strong Feelings
  • U.S.
  • Uncategorized
  • USC
  • Videos
  • World

Recent Posts

  • OPINION: I Took Every Buzzfeed Quiz, The Results Were Frightening
  • TrojanLearn CHR Requirement Replaced by New ConsentGPT 
  • Jail Actually Housing Upgrade for Many Working Journalists
  • USC Students Take Class Off for Beach Day in Solidarity with East Coast Snow Storm
  • Stranger Things Fans Disappointed by Finale of Noah Schnapp’s Career

Article Roulette

Rain Brings Surge in Row-to-Campus Uber Trips

Rain Brings Surge in Row-to-Campus Uber Trips

December 3, 2014 Staff No Comment

Archives

© 2026 The Sack of Troy. All wrongs reserved.