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Finally! James Corden Flattened By A Semi-Truck During Crosswalk The Musical

October 23, 2023October 23, 2023 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — A resounding cheer was heard on Beverly Boulevard and Genesee Avenue last Friday

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“I’m On The Bleachers” And 8 Other Times Taylor Swift Predicted The Future

October 18, 2023October 12, 2023 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift, the paragon of pop singers, the generation-defining giant, timber-er of Ticketmaster,

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Writer’s Strike Catches Up With Succession Finale As Logan Returns And Lays Waste To Westeros

May 29, 2023May 29, 2023 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – In retaliation with the Writer’s Strike, Max executives scrapped the last episode of

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Frank Ocean Booed Offstage for Drake During Coachella

April 17, 2023April 17, 2023 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano INDIO, CALIFORNIA – On Sunday, legendary artist Frank Ocean was booed off the Coachella main stage by

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We Knew His Ass Was Lying: Harry Styles Spotted Wearing Cargo Shorts

April 9, 2023April 9, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LONDON, ENGLAND— After years of successfully pretending he actually likes wearing rompers, British musician Harry Styles has

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Cocaine Bear Spotted with Emily Ratajkowski

March 27, 2023March 27, 2023 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK, NEW YORK — This past weekend, supermodel Emily Ratajkowksi was spotted with Cocaine Bear.  In

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The Sack of Troy Oscar’s Predictions

March 12, 2023March 19, 2023 Staff

By Izzy Ster and Bill Rockas Glitz! Glamour! Whites! Sack of Troy has all the accurate predictions made for the

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Equality Win! Pete Davidson Shows Men Can Sleep Their Way To The Top Too

November 22, 2022November 22, 2022 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK — Following confirmation of his latest fling with supermodel Emily Ratajkowski, Pete Davidson cemented his

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Inspiring! NYC Flasher Pivots Into Comedy Career

May 5, 2022July 1, 2022 Aidan Driscoll

By Aidan Driscoll NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK — A famed New York City flasher and public mastrubator has inspired

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Elon Musk Admits How Much He Would Pay To Say A Slur

April 25, 2022April 25, 2022 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias “You know that feeling when the one thing you want to do is the one thing that

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