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Is Your Water Expired?

January 25, 2016January 21, 2021 Chris Dennis List

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Dennis Water is the one thing seemingly everyone wants to get their hands (and mouths) on. But with

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The New Chipotle Detox!

January 18, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat click bait

by Rob Smat, Fitness Guru for the Sack Hey, fitness people! Fitness Guru Rob Smat here. And man, do I

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Curiosity Killed the Dude in the Fridge

January 14, 2016 Staff student voices

by Amanda Suarez I just read this article about how the police are stumped by a mysterious body that workers

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Are you a Star Wars Fan or a Fan of Star Wars?

December 16, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat student voices

by Rob Smat In a crucial scene from the critically acclaimed Attack of the Clones, Count Dooku greets the imprisoned Obi-Wan

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Dear Mom: What’s the Netflix Password?

November 18, 2015December 28, 2015 Kim Rogers Dear Mom

by Kim Rogers Dear Mom,     What’s the Netflix password?  P.S. Running out of money. 🙂 -Michael Dear Michael,  

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12 Free and For Sale Posts by Students who Probably Don’t Get Financial Aid

September 28, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff click bait

by Staff If you haven’t heard of it, check out the USC Free and For Sale group. It’s a completely legitimate way

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12 Free & For Sale Posts that Prove the Rich Kids Must be Stopped

September 28, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff click bait

by Staff If you haven’t heard of it, check out the USC Free and For Sale group. It’s a completely legitimate way

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Involvement Fair Light on “Fair,” Heavy on “Involvement”

August 26, 2015June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat TROUSDALE PKWY.–“Save the whales!” someone shouts at me. “Save the Rainforests!” someone else yells. “Save our school

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Joss Whedon’s Greatest Folly – SPOILERS!

May 6, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat I saved this article for when I felt it was safe to discuss a pretty major Avengers Age

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A Tour of the Fountains at USC

April 28, 2015June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall attention vortex

by Thomas Marshall 1. The Finger Fountain The finger fountain is one of USC’s most iconic water features. It gets its

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