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Republicans Celebrate Spooky Season By Making Americans Fear For the Future of Their Civil Rights

October 26, 2020June 9, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

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Girlboss Alert! My Exotic Queen Wants Me to Stop Calling Her That

October 9, 2020June 15, 2023 Samhitha Saiba

By Samhitha Saiba This is your resident New Jersey beef boy Johnny Romani reporting (straight outta Decaying White Suburbia), here

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Girlboss Alert! My Mom Just Beat My Ass!

October 9, 2020October 10, 2020 #bossbitch

CHICAGO, IL — Woah! Girlboss incoming! My mom just smacked the shit out of me! Now, it’s usually Dad who

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Girlboss Alert! This Hot New Female Supreme Court Justice Might Take Away My Reproductive Rights

October 8, 2020June 12, 2021 #bossbitch

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Girlboss Alert! These Scientists Created a Theme Park With Only Girl Dinosaurs

October 8, 2020October 10, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan ISLA NUBLAR — Watch out Disney World! Fuck off Universal Studios! Eat shit Seaworld! There’s a new

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Girlboss Alert! We’re Like 80% Sure the Fly That Landed On Mike Pence’s Head Might be A Girl

October 7, 2020June 12, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

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Girlboss Alert! My #QWEEN is Taller than Me and I’m Only A Little Emasculated

October 7, 2020October 10, 2020 Joe Jonas

By Joe Jonas ENCINO, CA — Everyday, I wake up and remind myself how I’m so lucky to have my

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Girlboss Alert! This Woman Gave the President COVID

October 6, 2020June 12, 2021 #bossbitch

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Girlboss Alert! This Tropical Depression Just Destroyed All the Homes in This One Neighborhood!

October 6, 2020October 10, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman NEW ORLEANS, LA — Watch out Hurricane Harvey: there’s a new storm brewing and she’ll take you

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Girlboss Alert! Woman, Who is My Boss, Fired Me to Maximize Profits

October 5, 2020October 10, 2020 Veronica Marks

By Veronica Marks Yas, queen! Feminism reached unseen heights today when my #Girlboss Melissa fired me from my job like

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