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Observing “British Culture Day”, Hundreds of Cyclists Ride On Left Side Of Trousdale

November 24, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff
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USC Alumnus Publishes Bestseller, Admits “I Couldn’t Have Done It Without Writing 140”

November 23, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff
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RSG Holds Intervention For Over-Muscular Mascot’s Steroid Habit, “Save Tommy Trojan Night”

November 22, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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President Nikias Organizes Bake Sale

November 22, 2013June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash The president of USC declared a new hands-on approach to fundraising. As a part of his $6

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Fire Department Commences Unplanned Drill In Birnkrant To Clear TroGro Line

November 21, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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UCLA to Ban “Tribute to Troy”

November 21, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu After banning the USC Drum Major from stabbing the turf at the Rose Bowl last year, the

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ROTC Students Respond Nervously to George Bush’s “Fight On”

November 19, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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USC to Hire George W. Bush as New Dean of Price

November 19, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu Former President of the United States George W. Bush is expected to replace Jack H. Knott as

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President Bush Visits USC Tomorrow, Declares Major In Nucular Engineering

November 18, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Trojan Grounds Introduces New Menu Items With “Street” Theme: “Yo, Tro Gro Got Fro Yo, Fo Sho”

November 18, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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